Yeah this might be a strange question.. But does anyone know a surefire way to keep (old) farts from crawling up your #$$? It's really been bothering me especially those that make a repeated forced entry trough the front or back door.
Now I already found capsaïcine and cannabis are quite capable of burning/smoking them out. These methods however, yield temporary results. Making them habbits for just this reason seem inadequate and unsolicited.
Love to hear some functional and more permanent methods.